Gm  Bb            Cm  Eb
La la la la la la la la la la
(x4)

G# Bb Cm
         You are one of them:
G# Bb Cm
         Everything but femme
G# Bb Cm
         I won't be fooled again
G#             Bb     Cm
  You've got the same kinda specs as the sex of men

G#    Bb      Cm
I believe in Simone de Beauvoir
G#    Bb       Cm
I believe that life's a film noir
G#      Bb       Cm
I know the role that you play, so save your clichés
G#      Bb
I wasn't born yesterday so don't try to say:

Gm    Bb        Cm    Eb      Gm
"I'm not typical, and Simone-
     Bb         Cm   Eb
You are just cynical!
      Gm          Bb               Cm          Eb 
I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink.
    Gm       Bb         Cm  Eb
Cha'mon! I'm not so typical."

             Gm  Bb A G#  Gm  Bb A G# 
All men are pigs,
             Gm  Bb Cm Eb
All men are pigs,
                  Gm  Bb Cm Eb
I've seen their tricks

  Gm (hold)
All men are pigs


G# Bb Cm
         My logic will prevail
G# Bb Cm
         So shut up, nightingale
G#      Bb     Cm
   This is no fairytale: every single male
G#      Bb        Cm
  That I've met 'till this day had a curly tail

G#      Bb    Cm
I believe it's a poo poo world
G#      Bb    Cm
Men deceive - That means you too, girl!
G#      Bb    Cm
So zip it up, Romeos. Listen Juliets:
G#      Bb   
It's a form of foreplay when you hear them say:


Gm    Bb        Cm    Eb      Gm
"I'm not typical, and Simone-
     Bb         Cm   Eb
You are just cynical!
      Gm          Bb               Cm          Eb 
I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink.
    Gm       Bb         Cm  Eb
Cha'mon! I'm not so typical."

             Gm  Bb A G# 
All men are pigs
             Gm  Bb A G# 
All men are pigs
             Gm  Bb
All men are pigs
                  Cm  Eb
I've seen their tricks
               Gm   Bb
They know the licks
               Cm   Eb
That get the chicks

Gm (hold)
All men are pigs

All men but me

Gm      Bb         Cm  Eb           Gm Bb Cm Eb
"I'm the swan that crashed on your lawn
    Gm      Bb             Cm  Eb          Gm Bb Cm Eb
And I'm the boy that will heal you, fix you up"
   Gm       Bb      Cm Eb         Gm
Because I'm not typical, and Simone-
     Bb         Cm   Eb
You are just cynical!
      Gm          Bb               Cm          Eb 
I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink.
    Gm       Bb         Cm  Eb
Cha'mon! I'm not so typical."

             Gm  Bb Cm Eb
All men are pigs
             Gm  Bb Cm Eb
All men are pigs
             Gm  Bb
All men are pigs
                  Cm  Eb
I've seen their tricks
               Gm   Bb
They know the licks
               Cm   Eb
That get the chicks
             Gm
All men are pigs
                         Bb               Cm          Eb 
      (I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink.
    Gm       Bb         Cm  Eb
Cha'mon! I'm not so typical.)

Gm (hold)
All men are pigs
            Gm
All men but me.