All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run faster than my bullet Ellen works the long day Giving weird interviews And a slick cool sweater And it gets kind of weird Calling us like a boyfriend and girlfriend But it's not we're just sitting here And we got cat videos And dance on Betty White and stuff And it's always gonna get weird And this song is all about Ellen And every single time I come on this show Is really weird, really weird All because of Ellen Every single time I come on this show Is really weird, really weird Always end up dancing I've been on this show Eight times now And I still remember Ellen hiding on a bathroom With a hidden camera And she scared me so bad And I fel and I could die She always asks me who I'm dating Every time I'm on this show And I don't even know why But it gets 5 million hits on YouTube Cause Every single time I come on this show Is really weird, really weird All because of Ellen Every single time I come on this show Is really weird, really weird Always end up dancing