One night in a local pub I was singing down with my band
When a fellow of mine named Steve said buddy I don't understand
Bonfire's a nice looking guy but I believe he's really high
Because the girl he's kissing has got a beard that's thicker than mine
When I met the lady I knew she was not really into men
Bonfire is that what you've got? Are you doing the best you can?

Dwarfette
Bonfire's Love
Dwarfette
Bonfire's Loooooooooove

Our drummer laid it right on the line
She's as beautiful as my foot
Leo said maybe that's a fight
I'm gonna kick her with my boots

Dwarfette
Bonfire's Love
Dwarfette
Bonfire's Loooooooooove

**SOLO**

Hello Fellas,
I wanna tell you a story about a buddy o'mine who's reaching for the stars,
Bad thing is, to get there he's gotta kiss the dragon
Woooooooooooow

Said Bonfire boy would you have a little bit of pride
Messing with the devil is something you''l regret for life
I heard about ugly ladies, but this one freaks me out
She would be pretty buried six feet underground

Dwarfette
Bonfire's Love
Dwarfette
Bonfire's Loooooooooove yeah
Bonfire's Loooooooooove yeah