It's not the car you drive that's you
And it's not the high paid job that you do
And it's not the house that you live in
And it's not what other people think
And it's not the boys that you've slept with
And it's not the alcohol that you drink

It's not the holidays you take
And it's not the money that you make
And it's not the places that you've been
And it's not the things that you have seen
And it's not the girls that you've slept with
And it's not the alcohol you can drink

I had a great time playing with you
When you were in the garden in your underwear
I've got pictures of you
When you were in the garden in your underwear
And i know because i hung around for days to see if you
Would emerge and if everything i'd heard about was...

And though i hung around for days to see if you would re-emerge and see if
Everything that i'd heard about you and thought about you and read about you
And dreamt about you was true or not...

I had a great time playing with you
When you were in the garden in your underwear
I've got pictures of you
When you were in the garden in your...
I had a great time playing with you
When you were in the garden in your underwear
I've got pictures of you
When you were in the garden
In
Your
Under
Wear...